Observation one: Now, I'm not sure if it's a quirk particular to Icelandic children, children at this school, or simply a little kid thing that I hadn't previously noticed, but what's with the wanting things that are at the back, or in the middle?
Let me explain.
Having proven themselves disastrously incapable of pouring their own glasses of water or milk (don't even get me started on the insanity of having breakable classes and plates in an elementary school cafeteria) we now set out pre-poured glasses on a little cart for the kiddies to refresh themselves from.
This has cut down the spillage. A little. See, the thing is, the little Ebola monkeys always go for the glass the furthest away from them, or the one smack dab in the middle. Always. (see illustration#1)
KID IS HERE
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ILLUSTRATION #1: CHILDREN'S BEVERAGE CHOICES
AT ------SKÓLI 2007,
WHEREBY X MARKS THE MOST POPULAR LOCATIONS
Now I know that kids is contrary creatures, but this phenomenon fascinates me because it seems so instinctual. They don't even consider the easy-to-reach glasses in front of them, unless I remind them, at which point they stare at me with utter bewilderment, like I just asked them to eat with their feet or chew with their elbows.
Too damned weird.
Observation #2:
I I believe that the single greatest argument one can make against the notion that the human body was designed by some form of higher intelligence is simply the fact that while the human form has no trouble at all giving itself orgasms, it cannot supply itself with a satisfactory hug.
Yes, I am lonely and in need of hugs.
Seriously.
I've been checking out books on massage and referring to them as "cuddle porn".
INSERT JOKE AT THE SMA'S EXPENSE HERE
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